Obviously the best way to keep your bankruptcy a s

Obviously the best way to keep your bankruptcy a secret is to go on doing business per normal.

I can only imagine how the initial board room conversation went.

SK: we can't tell anyone we're bankrupt.
NP: well what if we tell shareholders we have no money?
SK: that's the same thing
NP: what if we say we can't pay the bills?
SK: same
NP: maybe we sugarcoat and say we can't make.our debt obligations?
SK: (sigh)
NP: well I'm resigned to come up with anything else
Tanya: resign? That's it, get rid of the CEO so we don't have to tell anyone. We still need a president though. Let's pick Antonio Banderas
SK: you mean magliarese?
NP: what? That guy has like Zoro experience running a company
Tanya: well right now my boobs could run this company better than you have the last year
NP: not true I hired that guy over a year ago and he was more dead weight than a nipple ring with a punching bag hanging from it
Tanya: what?
SK: we hired a guy named mahboob, didn't work out, long story
Tanya: if I hear one more boob joke you're done
NP: I just think we should keep shareholders abreast of the situation.
Tanya: that's it your outta here, you like bad jokes you're in the pour housen now mister, get out.
NP: no prob, I've got options
Tanya: who's gonna hire you?
SK: I think he means stock options
Tanya: (rolls eyes)
NP: bye all...don't worry about me Dr Ray, with my time off I'll nitya a sweater, cuz the personality is cold in here....

At least in my mind that's how it went....until the next company communication, I have no reason to believe that script isn't 100% accurate.