puns, me bored too. > 1. Dad, are we pyromaniac
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Posted On: 02/05/2022 3:37:26 PM
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puns, me bored too.
> 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
> 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
>3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone
around.
4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent
florist friars.
>5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A
buccaneer.
> 6. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded
the dough.
>7. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he
gave me a blank stare.
8. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender
says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
> 9. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a
whole sentence.
>10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good
players are really hard to find.
>11. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and
nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
12. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with
grammar? There, their, they’re.
>13. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the
Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
>14. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on
closing up her own incision? Suture self.
>15. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating
dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
> 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
> 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
>3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone
around.
4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent
florist friars.
>5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A
buccaneer.
> 6. I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded
the dough.
>7. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he
gave me a blank stare.
8. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender
says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
> 9. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a
whole sentence.
>10. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good
players are really hard to find.
>11. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and
nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
12. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with
grammar? There, their, they’re.
>13. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the
Schwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
>14. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on
closing up her own incision? Suture self.
>15. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating
dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
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