Shhh. Nobody is supposed to know that I know. Nader and I are in an online recipe club together. Every recipe must have two components, which is designed to make it fun. It has to be fish and it has to be microwaved at work. Anyway, he let it slip into my DM’s and then had to backtrack and make me promise to not share it. To entice my silence he shared a very secret recipe for a riff on sayadieh. I’m now both sworn to silence and lousy with delicious fish and rice.