Never open your water and electricity bills simult
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Posted On: 12/30/2021 3:44:00 PM
Never open your water and electricity bills simultaneously.
You might get a shock.
How is Col. Sanders like the typical man ?
He only cares about legs, breasts , and thighs !
You are probably a redneck if...................
- Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card.
- The main color of your truck is Bondo.
- You use a rag as a gas cap.
- In your wedding picture, you have a toothpick in your mouth.
- Your idea of literature is the TV Guide.
- At least one of your truck windows is a Hefty bag held in place with duct tape.
You might get a shock.
How is Col. Sanders like the typical man ?
He only cares about legs, breasts , and thighs !
You are probably a redneck if...................
- Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card.
- The main color of your truck is Bondo.
- You use a rag as a gas cap.
- In your wedding picture, you have a toothpick in your mouth.
- Your idea of literature is the TV Guide.
- At least one of your truck windows is a Hefty bag held in place with duct tape.
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