"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he'
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"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past.
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me"
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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