Just one? FestiVerb isn't until Dec. 23rd G
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Posted On: 12/10/2021 3:46:38 PM
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Just one?
FestiVerb isn't until Dec. 23rd
Got time. Let's have a bit of fun...Hopefully Rory and the Verb team get a chuckle.
“The 12 Days of FestiVerb"
"On the first day of FestiVerb,
A link was shared with me...
1/2 million sherts covered"
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks...t-interest
Q: What is the meaning of FestiVerb?
A: FestiVerb is the name of a secular and non-commercial shareholder holiday characterized by the raising of an aluminum pole, the serving of a dinner, the airing of grievances, demonstration of feats of strength and toasting with your FestiVerb mug
Q: What are the rules of FestiVerb?
A: Just follow these five steps.
1.) Get a FestiVerb pole. Search your home for an aluminum pole. It has to be aluminum because you want it to have “very high strength-to-weight ratio”. Decorations are distracting, so leave the pole in its plain and unadorned beauty.
Sure, you can buy your own FestiVerb pole, from places such as FestiVerbPoles.com, but it’s really better if you make your own. Non-commercial is the true spirit of FestiVerb
2.) Prepare a Festivus dinner. Preferable Meatloaf. It should rest on top of a bed of lettuce to celebrate FestiVerb in the appropriate fashion. Serve Ice Cream for dessert.
3.) Air your Verb investment grievances. At the beginning of the FestiVerb dinner, force all your guests to listen to all the times they’ve disappointed you this year. It’s a really healthy ritual.
4.) Join in the FestiVerb of Knowledge. As the host, you’ll want to test your Verb knowledge with your guests. FestiVerb is not considered over until the host is stumped with a question about Verb. A guest can only decline the challenge if he or she has something more important to do.
5.) Call all slightly non-routine events 'FestiVerb miracles'. Rory speaking at a conference. Verb tweeting twice in one day. The share price going up 10 cents.
All these are excellent examples of “FestiVerb miracles.” Be sure to exclaim loudly and proudly when you realize it is such.
FestiVerb isn't until Dec. 23rd
Got time. Let's have a bit of fun...Hopefully Rory and the Verb team get a chuckle.
“The 12 Days of FestiVerb"
"On the first day of FestiVerb,
A link was shared with me...
1/2 million sherts covered"
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks...t-interest
Q: What is the meaning of FestiVerb?
A: FestiVerb is the name of a secular and non-commercial shareholder holiday characterized by the raising of an aluminum pole, the serving of a dinner, the airing of grievances, demonstration of feats of strength and toasting with your FestiVerb mug
Q: What are the rules of FestiVerb?
A: Just follow these five steps.
1.) Get a FestiVerb pole. Search your home for an aluminum pole. It has to be aluminum because you want it to have “very high strength-to-weight ratio”. Decorations are distracting, so leave the pole in its plain and unadorned beauty.
Sure, you can buy your own FestiVerb pole, from places such as FestiVerbPoles.com, but it’s really better if you make your own. Non-commercial is the true spirit of FestiVerb
2.) Prepare a Festivus dinner. Preferable Meatloaf. It should rest on top of a bed of lettuce to celebrate FestiVerb in the appropriate fashion. Serve Ice Cream for dessert.
3.) Air your Verb investment grievances. At the beginning of the FestiVerb dinner, force all your guests to listen to all the times they’ve disappointed you this year. It’s a really healthy ritual.
4.) Join in the FestiVerb of Knowledge. As the host, you’ll want to test your Verb knowledge with your guests. FestiVerb is not considered over until the host is stumped with a question about Verb. A guest can only decline the challenge if he or she has something more important to do.
5.) Call all slightly non-routine events 'FestiVerb miracles'. Rory speaking at a conference. Verb tweeting twice in one day. The share price going up 10 cents.
All these are excellent examples of “FestiVerb miracles.” Be sure to exclaim loudly and proudly when you realize it is such.
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