I have an off topic question (lol) I consumed a 22

I have an off topic question (lol) I consumed a 22lb turkey over the last couple of days. How is it possible to gain 25 lbs (of pure he man muscle) in two days when all that I have eaten is a 22 lb turkey and of course a bit of fluids to wash it down and some mashed potatoes and gravy along with some home made bread and various condiments. It seems as though the simple laws of physics don't apply here. Hmmm Just one of those many mysteries of life that will probably go unanswered. I was thinking that the 25lb weight gain could be due to the deep hibernation mode that occurs after eating the turkey along with the other foods mentioned along with my highly tuned ability to convert 105 percent of that food into pure he man muscle. Yeah , that's the ticket.

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