Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody
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Posted On: 11/19/2021 6:08:17 PM
Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN
https://babylonbee.com/news/rittenhouse-sandm...ody-of-cnn
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ATLANTA, GA—With Rittenhouse found "not guilty", media outlets across the country are preparing for costly defamation lawsuits after a year of calling him a white supremacist.
With CNN already half-owned by Nick Sandmann, the famous fake news organization will soon be giving the other half of its ownership over to Kyle Rittenhouse. The two have agreed to share joint custody.
"We would like to announce that our clients have come to an agreement to share custody of CNN," said Sandman and Rittenhouse's legal teams. "Sandmann will have custody on weekdays, with custody transferring over to Rittenhouse on holidays and weekends."
After the announcement, Rittenhouse began weeping upon realizing he was now a multimillionaire, while Sandmann smirked like a big MAGA hat-wearing jerkface.
Neither party has decided what to do with Brian Stelter, who may have to be put up for adoption.
https://babylonbee.com/news/rittenhouse-sandm...ody-of-cnn
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