More Groaners >>>>>>>>>>>> I took my g/f to the
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Posted On: 11/09/2021 3:28:16 PM
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I took my g/f to the fair. She said "I wanna get weighed".
I took her to the scale and dropped in a dime. A bit later she again said "I wanna get weighed". One more time to the scale. As we left I asked her how she liked the fair. She said "It was wowsy"
Asked my buddy what he was so busy doing that he couldn't hang out with us the other night.
His response: "I was applying an aqua-thermal treatment to ceramics, aluminum, and some stain-less steal under constrained conditions."
Special project down at the lab I asked.
"No," he says, "my wife was watching me wash the dishes."
What do you call a made up color?
A pigment of your imagination.
Why did the stingray start a conversation with the scuba diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Period!
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I went jogging today, and I already feel ten years older.
Doctor: "Alcohol is a slow poison for you."
Me: "That's OK, I'm not in a big hurry to die."
Doctor: A person who can tell a woman to take
her clothes off and then send the bill to her husband.
Doctor: "Your recovery is a miracle !"
Me: "Great, so that means I don't have to pay you.
I took my g/f to the fair. She said "I wanna get weighed".
I took her to the scale and dropped in a dime. A bit later she again said "I wanna get weighed". One more time to the scale. As we left I asked her how she liked the fair. She said "It was wowsy"
Asked my buddy what he was so busy doing that he couldn't hang out with us the other night.
His response: "I was applying an aqua-thermal treatment to ceramics, aluminum, and some stain-less steal under constrained conditions."
Special project down at the lab I asked.
"No," he says, "my wife was watching me wash the dishes."
What do you call a made up color?
A pigment of your imagination.
Why did the stingray start a conversation with the scuba diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Period!
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I went jogging today, and I already feel ten years older.
Doctor: "Alcohol is a slow poison for you."
Me: "That's OK, I'm not in a big hurry to die."
Doctor: A person who can tell a woman to take
her clothes off and then send the bill to her husband.
Doctor: "Your recovery is a miracle !"
Me: "Great, so that means I don't have to pay you.
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