Investors Hangout Stock Message Boards Logo
  • Mailbox
  • Favorites
  • Boards
    • The Hangout
    • NASDAQ
    • NYSE
    • OTC Markets
    • All Boards
  • Whats Hot!
    • Recent Activity
    • Most Viewed Boards
    • Most Viewed Posts
    • Most Posted
    • Most Followed
    • Top Boards
    • Newest Boards
    • Newest Members
  • Blog
    • Recent Blog Posts
    • Recently Updated
    • News
    • Stocks
    • Crypto
    • Investing
    • Business
    • Markets
    • Economy
    • Real Estate
    • Personal Finance
  • Market Movers
  • Interactive Charts
  • Login - Join Now FREE!
  1. Home ›
  2. Stock Message Boards ›
  3. User Boards ›
  4. The Bridge Message Board

More Groaners >>>>>>>>>>>> I took my g/f to the

Message Board Public Reply | Private Reply | Keep | Replies (0)                   Post New Msg
Edit Msg () | Previous | Next


Post# of 127138
(Total Views: 123)
Posted On: 11/09/2021 3:28:16 PM
Avatar
Posted By: wowhappens28
Re: wowhappens28 #72270
More Groaners >>>>>>>>>>>>

I took my g/f to the fair. She said "I wanna get weighed".
I took her to the scale and dropped in a dime. A bit later she again said "I wanna get weighed". One more time to the scale. As we left I asked her how she liked the fair. She said "It was wowsy"

Asked my buddy what he was so busy doing that he couldn't hang out with us the other night.

His response: "I was applying an aqua-thermal treatment to ceramics, aluminum, and some stain-less steal under constrained conditions."
Special project down at the lab I asked.
"No," he says, "my wife was watching me wash the dishes."

What do you call a made up color?
A pigment of your imagination.

Why did the stingray start a conversation with the scuba diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Period!

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right. I went jogging today, and I already feel ten years older.

Doctor: "Alcohol is a slow poison for you."
Me: "That's OK, I'm not in a big hurry to die."

Doctor: A person who can tell a woman to take
her clothes off and then send the bill to her husband.

Doctor: "Your recovery is a miracle !"
Me: "Great, so that means I don't have to pay you.



(0)
(0)








Investors Hangout

Home

Mailbox

Message Boards

Favorites

Whats Hot

Blog

Settings

Privacy Policy

Terms and Conditions

Disclaimer

Contact Us

Whats Hot

Recent Activity

Most Viewed Boards

Most Viewed Posts

Most Posted Boards

Most Followed

Top Boards

Newest Boards

Newest Members

Investors Hangout Message Boards

Welcome To Investors Hangout

Stock Message Boards

American Stock Exchange (AMEX)

NASDAQ Stock Exchange (NASDAQ)

New York Stock Exchange (NYSE)

Penny Stocks - (OTC)

User Boards

The Hangout

Private

Global Markets

Australian Securities Exchange (ASX)

Euronext Amsterdam (AMS)

Euronext Brussels (BRU)

Euronext Lisbon (LIS)

Euronext Paris (PAR)

Foreign Exchange (FOREX)

Hong Kong Stock Exchange (HKEX)

London Stock Exchange (LSE)

Milan Stock Exchange (MLSE)

New Zealand Exchange (NZX)

Singapore Stock Exchange (SGX)

Toronto Stock Exchange (TSX)

Contact Investors Hangout

Email Us

Follow Investors Hangout

Twitter

YouTube

Facebook

Market Data powered by QuoteMedia. Copyright © 2025. Data delayed 15 minutes unless otherwise indicated (view delay times for all exchanges).
Analyst Ratings & Earnings by Zacks. RT=Real-Time, EOD=End of Day, PD=Previous Day. Terms of Use.

© 2025 Copyright Investors Hangout, LLC All Rights Reserved.

Privacy Policy |Do Not Sell My Information | Terms & Conditions | Disclaimer | Help | Contact Us