Baseball & Sex
Relief Pitcher - Vibrator
Pine Tar - KY Jelly
Rookie - Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch - Unusual Positions
Balk - Premature Ejaculation
Minor Leagues - Under 18
Foul Tip - VD
Hall of Fame - Marriage
Error - Condom breaks during sex
On Deck - Having plans for a date
Strike out - Self explanatory
Bunt - Masturbation
Inside the park home run - Oral sex
Home run - Conventional sex
Double Play- Self explanatory
Triple play - Busier than a Double Play
Safe at Home - Your computer password is secure.
Out at Home. - Your password wasn't secure.
Drag Bunt - Dressed as a woman while masturbating.
Squeeze Play - Mutual fondling
Ejected from game - Get out of my bed - NOW!
Appeal Play - But Honey