_FIVE SURGEONS IN A BAR_ TRUER TODAY MORE THAN
Post# of 127177
(Total Views: 188)
Posted On: 09/12/2021 6:54:12 AM
_FIVE SURGEONS IN A BAR_
TRUER TODAY MORE THAN EVER!!!!!
FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES ARE DISCUSSING WHO MAKES THE BEST
PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON.
THE FIRST SURGEON, FROM NEW YORK, SAYS, "I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON
MY OPERATING TABLE BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN THEM UP, EVERYTHING INSIDE IS
NUMBERED."
THE SECOND, FROM CHICAGO, RESPONDS, "YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
ELECTRICIANS. EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS COLOR CODED."
THE THIRD SURGEON, FROM DALLAS, SAYS, "NO, I REALLY THINK LIBRARIANS
ARE THE BEST. EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER."
THE FOURTH SURGEON, FROM LOS ANGELES, CHIMES IN: "YOU KNOW, I LIKE
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. THOSE GUYS ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU HAVE A FEW
PIECES LEFT OVER."
BUT THE FIFTH SURGEON, FROM WASHINGTON DC, SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN HE
OBSERVED: "YOU'RE ALL WRONG. DEMOCRATS ARE THE EASIEST TO OPERATE ON.
THERE'S NO GUTS, NO HEART, NO BALLS, NO BRAINS AND NO SPINE. PLUS, THE
HEAD AND THE ASS ARE INTERCHANGEABLE."
TRUER TODAY MORE THAN EVER!!!!!
FIVE SURGEONS FROM BIG CITIES ARE DISCUSSING WHO MAKES THE BEST
PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON.
THE FIRST SURGEON, FROM NEW YORK, SAYS, "I LIKE TO SEE ACCOUNTANTS ON
MY OPERATING TABLE BECAUSE WHEN YOU OPEN THEM UP, EVERYTHING INSIDE IS
NUMBERED."
THE SECOND, FROM CHICAGO, RESPONDS, "YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY
ELECTRICIANS. EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS COLOR CODED."
THE THIRD SURGEON, FROM DALLAS, SAYS, "NO, I REALLY THINK LIBRARIANS
ARE THE BEST. EVERYTHING INSIDE THEM IS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER."
THE FOURTH SURGEON, FROM LOS ANGELES, CHIMES IN: "YOU KNOW, I LIKE
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. THOSE GUYS ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU HAVE A FEW
PIECES LEFT OVER."
BUT THE FIFTH SURGEON, FROM WASHINGTON DC, SHUT THEM ALL UP WHEN HE
OBSERVED: "YOU'RE ALL WRONG. DEMOCRATS ARE THE EASIEST TO OPERATE ON.
THERE'S NO GUTS, NO HEART, NO BALLS, NO BRAINS AND NO SPINE. PLUS, THE
HEAD AND THE ASS ARE INTERCHANGEABLE."
(3)
(0)