I don't believe in reincarnation... I didn't beli
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Posted On: 09/07/2021 1:35:12 PM
I don't believe in reincarnation...
I didn't believe in it the last time, either.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside
of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!
I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland.
He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"
The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving," said the stranger.
"Well, that's the quickest way."
The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new
apprentice willing to work long, hard hours.
He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. Then, when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.
My doctor said my sugar is too high. So I went
home and put it in on a lower shelf.
My anxiety gets really bad when I drive over bridges.
My therapist says I have truss issues.
I was filling out an online survey when it asked
what state I lived in. Apparently, "constant despair" wasn't an appropriate answer.
Where do tormented people sleep?
In despair bedroom.
What do they call a Proctologist in Jamaica ?
"Pokemon"
Taliban opens a chain of army surplus stores.
It's going to be called "Traitor Joe's"
How do you keep an Amish woman happy?
Give her two Mennonite.
I didn't believe in it the last time, either.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside
of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!
I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Newfoundland.
He approached a local person and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"
The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin' er drivin'?" he asked the stranger.
"I'm driving," said the stranger.
"Well, that's the quickest way."
The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new
apprentice willing to work long, hard hours.
He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. Then, when I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”
The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.
My doctor said my sugar is too high. So I went
home and put it in on a lower shelf.
My anxiety gets really bad when I drive over bridges.
My therapist says I have truss issues.
I was filling out an online survey when it asked
what state I lived in. Apparently, "constant despair" wasn't an appropriate answer.
Where do tormented people sleep?
In despair bedroom.
What do they call a Proctologist in Jamaica ?
"Pokemon"
Taliban opens a chain of army surplus stores.
It's going to be called "Traitor Joe's"
How do you keep an Amish woman happy?
Give her two Mennonite.
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