For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to
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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden.
When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
The plot thickens...
Do you realize...................
If Iron Man and The Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys.
A chunk of pumice and his friends go into a bar.
He says, "Porous a drink."
Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon?
They only come in quartz.
Copper is the only mineral that has eyes.
It can Cu.
Mother Superior and a nun were riding their
bikes around the Vatican. The younger nun was unfamiliar with the particular route Mother Superior had chosen,
“I’ve never come this way before,” said the nun.
“Yeah, it’s the cobblestones,” explained Mother Superior.
My boss calls me "the computer".... Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
You can turn an ordinary sofa into a sofa bed
simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
An aspiring politician was attending an interview. The interviewer asked, "If people in this district are suffering from severe drought and they are thirsty, what would you do?"
Politician: "I will provide them with water."
Interviewer: "What if there is no water at all to offer?"
Politician: "Then I will make a promise that I will provide them water."
A father texts his son: "My dear son, today is a
day you will fondly remember for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father."
His son texts back: "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"
His Father replies: "I know."
Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?"
Husband: "No, that's enough."
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF @iFib
When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.
The plot thickens...
Do you realize...................
If Iron Man and The Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys.
A chunk of pumice and his friends go into a bar.
He says, "Porous a drink."
Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon?
They only come in quartz.
Copper is the only mineral that has eyes.
It can Cu.
Mother Superior and a nun were riding their
bikes around the Vatican. The younger nun was unfamiliar with the particular route Mother Superior had chosen,
“I’ve never come this way before,” said the nun.
“Yeah, it’s the cobblestones,” explained Mother Superior.
My boss calls me "the computer".... Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
You can turn an ordinary sofa into a sofa bed
simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
An aspiring politician was attending an interview. The interviewer asked, "If people in this district are suffering from severe drought and they are thirsty, what would you do?"
Politician: "I will provide them with water."
Interviewer: "What if there is no water at all to offer?"
Politician: "Then I will make a promise that I will provide them water."
A father texts his son: "My dear son, today is a
day you will fondly remember for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father."
His son texts back: "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"
His Father replies: "I know."
Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?"
Husband: "No, that's enough."
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF @iFib
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