The Alligator in a Bar with His Owner............

The Alligator in a Bar with His Owner............

A Man walks into a crowded bar with his ten foot alligator in tow.

After a couple of drinks, the Man lifts the Alligator on top of the bar and gestures to the crowd for some quiet. After he has everyone's attention, he announces, 'I will instruct my Alligator to open his jaws wide. I will then place my member in his mouth as the Alligator awaits my command to shut his mouth! And just before his jaws slam shut, I will pull me member from his mouth before he gets a piece of me!?

Man tells the Alligator to open his jaws, big and wide. As soon as the Alligator did that, the Man proceeds to drop his trousers, and he places his member in the mouth of the Alligator. While the Alligator continues to keep his jaws opened wide, the crowd stares in awe as the Man begins his countdown from ten. Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two and One! And just as he reaches the One, the Alligator slams his jaws shut just after the Man pulled his member out in the very nick of time. And the crown jumped to their feet, applauded and went wild.

After a minute and everyone was once again in their seats, the Man asked the crowd if anyone else would like to attempt that feat.

And there in the back of the crowded room, a little gay chap stood up excitedly and said, 'I'd love to try that!! But I really don't think I'll be able to hold my mouth open that long!!!'