Don't think you're getting old ..........have a gr

Don't think you're getting old ..........have a great day, because today...

I woke up,

I lifted my arms,

I moved my knees,

I turned my neck....

Everything made the same noise:

'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK!'

I came to a conclusion:

I am not old,
I am crispy!!!