Don't think you're getting old ..........have a

Don't think you're getting old ..........have a great day, because today... 

I woke up, 


I lifted my arms, 


I moved my knees, 


I turned my neck.... 

Everything made the same noise: 

'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK!' 





I came to a conclusion: 


I am not old, 
I am crispy!!!