I took my Rebel flag down today,along with the Sta
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Then I peeled the NRA stickers off my front window and my car's windshield
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy assed 'Neighborhood Watch'
I bought two Iran flags and put one at each end of my porch
then I bought the black flag of Isis and ran it up my flag pole.
Now the Police,Sherrif's Dept.,FBI,CIA,Nsa,Homeland Security,secret Service and other Government agencies are watching my house 24/7
I've never felt safer,and Im saving the 69.95 I used to pay ADT
I also bought a burka to wear when I travel or go shopping.People just move outta my way.
If Security ever stops me and accuses me of being a man wearing a burka,I'll just say'I feel like a woman'
Hot Damn--safe at last
Ain't this a great country?