Wowhappens28, I fixed it for ya... Stanley died

Wowhappens28, I fixed it for ya...

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Leo and Bhawks. The three had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

Leo arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Leo said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Leo said, 'Nope, it ain't Stanley .'

The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Bhawks in to confirm the identity of the body. Bhawks looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Bhawks said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Bhawks said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.''

''What! He had two assholes?'' asked the mortician.

''Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's goes Stanley with them two assholes.' ''

Leo and Bhawks are both now employed in the Biden administration as planning, development, and strategy consultants.