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Whenever I purchase wild meat, I always put it
in the back of my car. I like to be ahead of the game.

Someone keyed the music teacher's car.
The damage seems to B minor.

Old Man just died in a car wreck while jerking off.
The coroner said his cause of death was due to several mini strokes.

I was changing a tire when my car dropped on my foot.
Now I need a toe.

My neighbor was electrocuted while trying to
jump a car. Police are looking for leads.

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today.
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

A retired couple recently moved into their dream home on a lake shore. They built a new dock using some aged hickory lumber they had been saving.
After the first rains came the dock became a hickory slippery dock.

I'm young at heart, but considerably older in other places.

A doctor had a regular habit of stopping off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home every evening. The bartender learned his habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m.
One afternoon, as five o'clock approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract.

Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.

The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry!" replied the bartender. "It's a hickory daiquiri doc."
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