My parents read the book I was writing. They said
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They said the main character wasn’t likeable.
It’s an autobiography.
My neighbor’s in the Guinness Book of World
Records for having the most concussions.
He lives very close to me. In fact, only a stone’s throw away.
My friend called me and asked what I was doing.
I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
This is the first year we didn't go to Hawaii...
...........due to the corona virus. Every other year we didn't go because we couldn't afford it.
They don't allow laughing in Hawaii..
....................just a low ha.
People in Hawaii are still mad about the malfunctioning early warning system. They fail to realize, Hawaii IS the early warning system.
When I'm in Hawaii, I always get sad.
I think it's tropical depression.
For our 25th wedding anniversary, I took my wife to Hawaii.
On our 26th anniversary, I went back and picked her up.