Ughhh can’t believe I crossed the street to the

Ughhh can’t believe I crossed the street to the dirty side - I noticed beer breath still sitting on her stool at the dive bar and she almost toppled over turning to look at me. I went over to say hi and tapped her shoulder only to find it was a wig after all!!! She leaned over and whispered with that deep voice… “I have a confession to make.” I said “ha, no kidding!” She then says, “I am an undercover and working.” I was flooded red!! “Get out of here, Beer Breath!! - you certainly fooled me.
Give it up Beer isn’t Good! Your cover is blown and you have nothing better to do that spew garbage! Show us your hand or get a better job! I