I like Sen. John Kennedy, he tells it like it is

I like Sen. John Kennedy, he tells it like it is, in plain language.

SOME OF THESE ARE SO TRUTHFUL, IT HURTS!!!

Sen. John Kennedy from Louisiana is a real character - maybe the new Will Rogers . This apparent "country boy" is actually a very smart cookie. He graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, was elected to Phi Beta Kappa, has a Law degree from University of Virginia, and a degree from Oxford University (Magdalen College) in England. He's no country bumpkin, he's very insightful and funny as hell. Here are some examples:

“It is like a frog calling you ugly”
- Comment about Cuomo lecturing us.

“This election in GA will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!”

Democrats are the "well intended arugula and tofu crowd."

“You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”

“Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can't figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

“It's as dead as four o'clock”

“Always Follow your heart... but take your brains with you”

“The short answer is 'No' The long answer is 'Hell No.'”

“It must suck to be that dumb.”

“When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”

“I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.”

“Go sell your crazy somewhere else... we are all stocked up here.”

“She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said that he trusted Middle Eastern countries "as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel."

“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you'd be better off hiring a squirrel.”

“This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.”

“Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”

“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.”

“It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.”

“This is why aliens won't talk to us.”

“Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.”

“Chuck Schumer just moo's and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.”

“What planet did you parachute in from?”

“Just because you CAN sing doesn't mean you should”

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi : "She can strut sitting down!"

Here's another one of his one liners; "He has more screws loose than a 1942 Studebaker