Apparently, there's a medicine that cures skeptic
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Posted On: 06/16/2021 2:07:57 PM
Apparently, there's a medicine that cures
skepticism. ...........................but I'm not buying it.
I'm planning on developing another ED medicine,
but there's stiff competition.
Grandma: "Who's that German guy who keeps hiding my medicine?"
Grandson: "Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer."
When a doctor prescribes medicine and bed rest.
Is that considered aiding and abedding?
Gynecologist: Clint Oris
Another gynocologist
Dr Howie Feltersnatch
I'm a retired gynecologist................
Every once in a while I like to look up an old friend.
I tried to kill a spider with my girlfriend's glitter body spray.
It didn't die and now it won't stop pole dancing and wants to be called Cinnamon.
A gynecologist had become fed up
with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I was wondering if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
skepticism. ...........................but I'm not buying it.
I'm planning on developing another ED medicine,
but there's stiff competition.
Grandma: "Who's that German guy who keeps hiding my medicine?"
Grandson: "Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer."
When a doctor prescribes medicine and bed rest.
Is that considered aiding and abedding?
Gynecologist: Clint Oris
Another gynocologist
Dr Howie Feltersnatch
I'm a retired gynecologist................
Every once in a while I like to look up an old friend.
I tried to kill a spider with my girlfriend's glitter body spray.
It didn't die and now it won't stop pole dancing and wants to be called Cinnamon.
A gynecologist had become fed up
with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I was wondering if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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