I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and
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The extra 1% I bring to the table is what separates me from the 5% cavemen, what with their "we've got the best plan. It's soooo good that even sharing it with you will melt your faces off."
(It is just a nice coincidence that Dr. Bruce Patterson is also working on a face-reaffirming cream for Melted Face Syndrome)
I'm the 6%, son. I'm playing 4-dimensional chess while you're making ting-tong sounds with your Playskool keyboard in your jammies.
When my plan comes out, you will know it by the weeping sounds coming from the FDA, and a prostate Fauci surrending all his masks at my feet. The lamentations will be glorious, the new coffee cups will be epic, the spice will flow on Arrakis.
Any way it's going to be so awesome.
But I can't tell you what it is. Sorry dude.