My uncle has diabetes and Alzheimer's. I asked hi
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Posted On: 05/27/2021 2:05:40 PM
My uncle has diabetes and Alzheimer's.
I asked him where his feet were and he was stumped.
My doctor told me that I may die due to diabetes
Maybe.........................but what a sweet way to go.
What's the worst part of going to the doctor's
and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards.
My doctor told me straight out that I had diabetes.
He didn't try to sugarcoat it.
The nutritionist always told me to put five colors on my plate
to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M diet?
Who is more expensive: Starbucks vs Victoria Secrets?
Question might be: Who charges more per cup?
Why was the barista fired?
He showed up in a Tea-shirt.
What language does every Jewish male Barista in the world speak?
HeBrew.
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself: “I really need to wash some mugs.”
When I was younger I was going to go the beach for the week.
I ask my dad how I can meet girls? He tells me to put a potato in my pants and the girls will come to you!
When I got home I go to my dad and tell him it didn’t work at all. Every time I went in the water all the girls went out and when I would get out they would go in.
My father then told me, “Next time put the potato in the front!”
What's the most successful pick-up line ever?
“Does this smell like chloroform?”
The teacher asked the class what kind of bird has feathers but can't fly.
Little Johnny answered, "A dead one."
Coffee spelled backwards is "eeffoc."
I don't give eeffoc about anything until I've had mine.
source:
SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
I asked him where his feet were and he was stumped.
My doctor told me that I may die due to diabetes
Maybe.........................but what a sweet way to go.
What's the worst part of going to the doctor's
and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards.
My doctor told me straight out that I had diabetes.
He didn't try to sugarcoat it.
The nutritionist always told me to put five colors on my plate
to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M diet?
Who is more expensive: Starbucks vs Victoria Secrets?
Question might be: Who charges more per cup?
Why was the barista fired?
He showed up in a Tea-shirt.
What language does every Jewish male Barista in the world speak?
HeBrew.
I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself: “I really need to wash some mugs.”
When I was younger I was going to go the beach for the week.
I ask my dad how I can meet girls? He tells me to put a potato in my pants and the girls will come to you!
When I got home I go to my dad and tell him it didn’t work at all. Every time I went in the water all the girls went out and when I would get out they would go in.
My father then told me, “Next time put the potato in the front!”
What's the most successful pick-up line ever?
“Does this smell like chloroform?”
The teacher asked the class what kind of bird has feathers but can't fly.
Little Johnny answered, "A dead one."
Coffee spelled backwards is "eeffoc."
I don't give eeffoc about anything until I've had mine.
source:
SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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