The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts
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Posted On: 05/26/2021 1:07:51 PM
The guy who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said,
“Quick, pee on it!”
So I peed on it and said, “That’s for stinging my wife!”
My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s
my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
Before iPhones, selfies referred to my love life.
She deserves it, poor girl.
I've never met the guy, but her boss must be a real tyrant. The other day I heard her on the phone telling her friend that he has been riding her so hard lately that she can barely walk out of the office.
Easiest way to limit overpopulation:
Change the term "Please do not try this at home" to "Try this at home."
What do you call a guy with lemmings jumping off his head? Cliff.
I'll never forget the day my son found out the
neighbor's python wasn't venomous. He was crushed.
Sesame street introduces "Todd"
A white male who gets blamed for all the world's problems.
Do twins ever realize...
one of them was unplanned?
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
My thoughts are with his family.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said,
“Quick, pee on it!”
So I peed on it and said, “That’s for stinging my wife!”
My boss told me that as a security guard, it’s
my job to watch the office.
I’m on season 6 now but I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with security.
Before iPhones, selfies referred to my love life.
She deserves it, poor girl.
I've never met the guy, but her boss must be a real tyrant. The other day I heard her on the phone telling her friend that he has been riding her so hard lately that she can barely walk out of the office.
Easiest way to limit overpopulation:
Change the term "Please do not try this at home" to "Try this at home."
What do you call a guy with lemmings jumping off his head? Cliff.
I'll never forget the day my son found out the
neighbor's python wasn't venomous. He was crushed.
Sesame street introduces "Todd"
A white male who gets blamed for all the world's problems.
Do twins ever realize...
one of them was unplanned?
Source: SHORENUFFSTUFF at iFib
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