I guess I hadn't thought of it that way. Since big
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Posted On: 05/05/2021 7:30:57 AM
I guess I hadn't thought of it that way. Since big pharma is watching everything we do on this board I'd like to say a little something to them.
Hey BP,
My name is Respert24 and let me first just get out of the way that I'll accept a buyout at $129/share. It was $128 yesterday but when you snooze you looze, as our constitution so eloquently states. It's either in one of the amendments or possibly Leviticus. I can't remember. It's been decades since I learned all of that. But that one phrase always stuck with me, and I may be wrong, but it could be the first evidence in recorded history of people purposely spelling a word wrong to make it cooler. All of rap, from the 90's on, owes a debt of gratitude to the Lil ol' constitution. But where was I?
Oh yes, Big Pharma.
Long time no see, buddies! I used to work for a couple of you. Do you remember me? I launched the now recalled antibiotic Ketek, we partnered together on Ambien (me selling it and you constantly finding loopholes to keep the patent life going), and I was a part of the team selling Spiriva when it hit 2 BILLION in sales. I remember that clearly because as a gift for TWO BILLION in sales, I was able to choose one thing out of a "rewards" catalog of items. I never did use the $50 gift card to Crate & Barrel before it expired but that's not my point. My point is we're buds! Pals, mates, a third thing!
Now, as an investor I despise your control over the industry and influence with the FDA. But as someone eager for a new job I'd also like to offer my services should you need anyone to say, write a witty blog. Or a high paying sales job is ok too. But I get to pick the drugs. No butt stuff.
#NoButtStuff
Butt getting back on track the main thing I'd like to do is offer you the chance to partner with me on a buyout of CYDY. I will gladly help convince my fellow shareholders on this board to accept a payout that starts at $200/share. I know I said $129 a few moments ago but I did also warn you that when you snooze you looze.
You pay me a million dollars in Doge coin and I will help convince the squad that $300/share is possible. Once we get everyone on board I will leave you a coded message via tik tok and you can make your offer right away. I trust you have your tik tok decoder ring handy, because I code everything in Riverdance. (RIP Michael Flatley)
I trust you understand that your HIV drugs are no match. That your Covid therapies are garbage. I'll allow that you do a moderately decent job at cancer, but even that will be consumed by Leronlimab before long. There won't be much meat left on the bone if you don't make your move today. Act now and I'll throw in free shipping and handling and some Flex Tape. Maybe a Ronco Food Dehydrator.
Your Old Pal,
Respert24
Hey BP,
My name is Respert24 and let me first just get out of the way that I'll accept a buyout at $129/share. It was $128 yesterday but when you snooze you looze, as our constitution so eloquently states. It's either in one of the amendments or possibly Leviticus. I can't remember. It's been decades since I learned all of that. But that one phrase always stuck with me, and I may be wrong, but it could be the first evidence in recorded history of people purposely spelling a word wrong to make it cooler. All of rap, from the 90's on, owes a debt of gratitude to the Lil ol' constitution. But where was I?
Oh yes, Big Pharma.
Long time no see, buddies! I used to work for a couple of you. Do you remember me? I launched the now recalled antibiotic Ketek, we partnered together on Ambien (me selling it and you constantly finding loopholes to keep the patent life going), and I was a part of the team selling Spiriva when it hit 2 BILLION in sales. I remember that clearly because as a gift for TWO BILLION in sales, I was able to choose one thing out of a "rewards" catalog of items. I never did use the $50 gift card to Crate & Barrel before it expired but that's not my point. My point is we're buds! Pals, mates, a third thing!
Now, as an investor I despise your control over the industry and influence with the FDA. But as someone eager for a new job I'd also like to offer my services should you need anyone to say, write a witty blog. Or a high paying sales job is ok too. But I get to pick the drugs. No butt stuff.
#NoButtStuff
Butt getting back on track the main thing I'd like to do is offer you the chance to partner with me on a buyout of CYDY. I will gladly help convince my fellow shareholders on this board to accept a payout that starts at $200/share. I know I said $129 a few moments ago but I did also warn you that when you snooze you looze.
You pay me a million dollars in Doge coin and I will help convince the squad that $300/share is possible. Once we get everyone on board I will leave you a coded message via tik tok and you can make your offer right away. I trust you have your tik tok decoder ring handy, because I code everything in Riverdance. (RIP Michael Flatley)
I trust you understand that your HIV drugs are no match. That your Covid therapies are garbage. I'll allow that you do a moderately decent job at cancer, but even that will be consumed by Leronlimab before long. There won't be much meat left on the bone if you don't make your move today. Act now and I'll throw in free shipping and handling and some Flex Tape. Maybe a Ronco Food Dehydrator.
Your Old Pal,
Respert24
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