I have come home to the little woman looking just like the cinco guy there.
This one time, I got lost on the way home from work. Luckily, I found a cantina. It really was a life saver. (I might have died of hunger & thirst)
So she meets me at the front door pointing her finger at me and has the gall to say, "Where were you."
Nothing doing, I'm king of my castle! So I pointed my finger at her and said,
"Oh no you don't. Where were you!"
( I spent the next 2 nights sleeping in my truck in the driveway)