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Hey everyone. A crazy person here. If you don’t have a tin foil hat and don’t have patience for this post, don’t worry about it, just Buy and Hold Physical SILVER and GOLD!!!

None of this is financial advice.

Warning: I’m not gonna go and post links about this information and I’m not going to confirm anything in here. Everything is basing your trust in this random redditor individual and your own logic. If any of this make sense keep going and fact check it yourself. Excuse my English too, it's my second language.

Not everything is accurate so take everything with a huge grain of salt!!

Let me start with a bit of a history lesson.

PART 1: FROM GOLD-BACKED TO USD OIL-BACKED

Most currencies have an asset to back them up. Most countries use gold. USD used to be backed in gold. Somewhere around the line (fellow ape told me was Nixon in 1970-71)

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/f...d-standard

a certain US president went to the UAE and Saudi Arabia and secured the deal of the lifetime.

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/forex/0...dollar.asp

He agreed to purchase all the oil that came from the area as well as providing security, stability and protection. The only condition was they have to deal oil in USD only. Massive fu***ing deal. Pretty much means that every transaction involving oil has to use USD meaning that banks will get a cut for every transaction and conversion made.

https://news.bitcoin.com/petro-dollar-system-...-oil-wars/

We still trying to transition from petrodollar to something else….. anyway. Let’s gooo!!

Be ready to be fucking mind blown!! At the end of this DD your tits are gonna be as jacked as every and your hand so hardened!! BUY AND HOLD IS THE ONLY WAY!

thin foil hat conspiracy theory time*:* Pretty much every major war we been having post 2000 has been because of that. Think The War on Terror/Bin Laden, Iraq, Hussein , Syria/Gadaffi, etc.

Why?

Because these countries wanted to deal oil cutting the middle man, they dare to deal oil in a different currency cutting big deals straight with Russia, China, North Korea and any country that doesn’t want to use USD to buy petrol from them. Yes, the whole terrorism and Rambo fight for freedom was just a cover-up. The US was making a statement punishing every regimen and country that dares to challenge their supremacy and deal in another currency, as well as having control of the precious oil. Yikes!

A fellow ape point out that the current US dollar situation is based on the global perception of the currency as well as other currencies doing so, makes sense with the relation of FOREX exchanges. Either way the whole point is that they can print “almost unlimited amount of dollars” and they been doing so! But let’s continue. What does this have to do with GME?

PART 2: CITADEL/KENNY G'S INFINITE MONEY GLITCH WITH TREASURY BONDS

By changing from gold to oil they have an almost unlimited amount of currency backing i.e. they are allowed to print an almost “unlimited” amount of dollars. You starting to get my point? Well let’s keep digging baby!

*Keep the thin foil hats on, take everything I say with a huge grain of salt and you do your own fact check or simple don’t trust this crazy person ***

An overview of Kenny/Citadel's strategy:

Retail/Brokerages send money to Citadel MM (Market Maker)
Citadel take the money and produce a fake share to back it up (no intention to cover it)
Citadel take retail money and get a treasury bond (could be notes or bills, let’s say 10 year bonds).
Citadel tied that fake share to a treasury bond as collateral (so instead of using money as the bond they're using GME naked shares, suppose to be valuable right? It’s not, IT DOESN'T EXIST).
With the naked share backed bonds (actually useless/no value), they then sell them for tons of cash and liquidity.
They then grab that money and use it as collateral to now produce more naked shorts and short GME. Those ones need to seem legitimate and have really money backing them up if the SEC comes asking. So they need real money for that. So it’s “ALL LEGAL AND LEGITIMATE”

Seems fu***ing lit so far...short the company until is bankrupt, cash the money with the money you got from retail and place that bubble inside the treasury. They're gonna be fine, right? The machine goes brrrr and cover it up and people taxes will cover it up eventually, let the common people take the load. He’s been doing this with tons of businesses, this can be done over and over and over and sit the bubble in the treasury, fuc***ing the banks and the people big time!

But Kenny didn’t stop there, noooooo!

Kenny know that those treasury bonds are all full of shit and fake stuff, so what did he do? Use that money he had as liquidity and short the fucking treasury bonds…. But this is completely fucked! Those treasure bonds are full of like 70% of securities and stocks!!! Check "The Everything Short" and atobitt's other work, it aligns quite nicely :3 . These bonds are full of mortgages, student loans and a lot of other assets vital for the economy and that are gonna cause another 2008.

PART 3: WHEN DID KENNY F*** UP?

He fuc**ed messing with the wrong people. The national treasury is private and is not part of the government per se, it’s sanctioned by the government but is controlled by the big banks and top contributors. We are talking about the elite of the elite, the biggest of the biggest, the ones capable of have trillions. (Bigger than Bezos, Gates and Musk combined).

You wonder why they've been printing 1/5 of the total money ever printed in the last year and a half? Because of the fuc**ing huge bubble in the bonds!! To de-leverage they've been obligated to print a shit ton of money and then release a shit ton in form of stimulus packages.

Remember Trump calling Ken out in his speech? Kenny is hiding all his money somewhere in art and real estate: The Treasury and retail money! Kenny and Citadel have liquidity to fight for now, but the machine stopped printing, Kenny is not allowed to keep doing this and is running out of options.

The big money needs their money back and is using GME as the battleground. The DTCC is fully compromised and in bed with this fuckery. The SEC was incompetent and very badly funded so they only look at the margins and because Kenny had the money to back it up then they keep moving and not looking deeper. He was good at hiding things. Sneaky sneaky. But he shorted and tried to scam the biggest elites that owns everything and they are angry with Kenny. This is a scary little business we are in the middle of folks.

By buying and holding we are stopping the wheel, creating a massive bubble in GME (IMO 2000%+ SI), delicious. And most of it is inside the treasury bonds IMO, but that’s not all he did. He did this strategy to major ETFs too! It’s all over the place. He’s not only getting money from the treasury but also from a shit ton of banks, this is Archegos Capital x50!!! SEC needs to look at the DTCC for the transaction records and see where they are going, as well as Citadel backups and Austin’s no Utah.

At this moment and at this price, Kenny has enough money to back up his shorts, the big problem he has in his options (puts) at the end of every cycle (FTD). He needs to keep kicking the can on those ones, So they keep working together kicking the can with Citadel-friendly HFs, which I believe matches with the work of this genius fellow:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/...ame=iossmf

EDIT EDIT: MIND BLOWING!!! ALERT ALERT!!

Take a deep breath and be ready.

This morning a fellow ape drop this little document in here that pretty much connected the pieces of the puzzle.

https://sec.report/Document/0001752724-21-087103/

This basically says that they are making transactions and exchanges using treasury strips as collateral and that those TREASURY STRIPS are full Of? company securities AkA NAKED SHORTS as collateral. Basically EMPTY NON EXISTENT SHELLS!

BONUS!! I’m not a CAT!

https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/CAT

Funniest coincidence! Ahhahaha

Anyway… let’s move forward.

This is what I got. This is it, the whole thing, the whole fakery!!

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Kenny short a company to make it look bigger than it is by creating all those naked shorts.

Why? Because the bigger the company the more bonds strips he can borrow from the treasury.

(Bond strips don’t require a monthly payment but only need to pay at maturity)

How? By backing the bonds strips with the company naked shares (GME or any other company) as collateral making the bonds IOU an empty worthless shell with no real backup.

Then he take those IOU and sell then to other companies and countries around the world in different currencies, he gets a big piece of “fee” when those bond strips IOU changes hands in form of conversion rates and transfer fees. He’s been doing that many many many times!

this is when tits get totally jacked

In the pandemic the government gathered trillions (I think Kenny took something like 2.2trillions). That money came mainly from overseas countries giving money in exchange of treasury bonds to help the government.

Yes! They gave those counties worthless bonds and they didn’t know!

The treasury needed to justify producing all those bond strips for Kenny to borrow so they keep printing money and releasing it to the people in form is STIMULUS PACKAGES!!. That’s over 2 trillion worth of bonds the treasury lent to Kenny.

Kenny took those trillions and short GME and other companies and changing the collateral of those bonds (that suppose to be cash) for securities (yes the useless empty naked bonds).

If Kenny succeeded then he was going to be acclaimed as the savior of america!!

The treasury then was going to use that money to cover the hole made by the stimulus and bank the rest of the shit ton of money Kenny was going to give back to them, Kenny also was going to make a shit ton of money bankrupting GME and taking the money from RETAIL AND GME!!!

Our video games, boardgames and pikachus going to Kenny! Fu*k no!

But then the 1% realized that GME wasn’t going bankrupt and then went to claim the moneyzzzz.

Kenny then was trapped but then he knew the treasury had that big bubble Bomb of empty bond strips filled by naked non existent shares of companies and boom, HE SHORTS THOSE TREASURY BONDS to fuck up the entire treasury, the 1%!!!

Why? Because Kenny wanted to not be the loser in the equation!! Also he always wanted to be a bank and be part of that and they didn’t let him in because he wasn’t born into the 1%, you can’t buy your way in Kenny. Kenny no likey 1 percento nada!

How’s is the 1% is fighting back??

Creating a bubble too big to handle in GME so they can breaks the DTCC, citadel and Kenny and margin call them before the treasury implodes!!!

By margin calling DTCC and citadel, they are forced to close the naked shorts and making those bonds strips worth because Kenny need to return those borrowed naked IOUs and put a real share in the empty shell or the moneyzzzz!!!

They need to break citadel before citadel break the treasury, economy and the government!!!

Holy fuc**ing shit!!!

Now remember, when was the last time Uncle Sam didn’t get his money? I think I can’t remember..

because Uncle Sam always gets his money!!, and he’s coming for the money back from Kenny and our tendies!! All of them!!

This is DTCC citadel and Kenny vs the treasury!!

And those bonds are everywhere in the world!! So if those bonds are worthless, imagine how many countries they piss off!!

That could mean big trouble!!!

More than ever fellow ape BUY AND HOLD!!

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AN IMPORTANT NOTE: Changes from LIBOR to SOFR

Changes from Libor to SOFR were meant to happen in 2022, but guess what?They have been pushed up to June 2021!!!

https://webstorage.paulhastings.com/Documents...363ea8ab_2

This is massive!! Why?

Banks used LIBOR to manipulate their self created and self reported interest rates in order to be favorable and give away money left right and center. Where did tons of that money go?

To HEDGEFUNDS!!! They borrowed money from banks for almost no interest rates no matter how the economy and inflation was, including during an unprecedented pandemic!!! Wtf?? Now you wonder why during a pandemic the whole market was “healthy” and up and growing right??

They were injecting stupid amounts of money into it from loaning form the banks, but they were fuc**ing shorting!!!! Using the same citadel strategy but with money from the banks and washing everything thought citadel MM and dumping all the garbage in the treasury bonds. Always betting in bankrupting the companies and then returning heaps of money and interest to the treasury.

They bet too hard on GME and now it's not going bankrupt, now the changes to SOFR basically means that they no longer set their own interest rates and instead the governments yield will have them the numbers. That will margin call a lot of the banks that need to show collateral for all the shitty loans they been giving to the HEDGEFUNDS and shit business and institutions too. Lots of banks are gonna be fucked and margin called.

Retail are gonna be blamed and there is gonna be crisis, but everything is gonna be fine and tendies will be paid. The tax from the tendies will come back to the governments and smooth things. Inflation is also a healthy thing in every economy, it’s gonna be high in certain areas but good for other areas so don’t worry too much.

They will print and the system will heal. Don’t worry.



BUY AND HOLD and be patient fellow apes! The end is near.

None of this is financial advice. I’m a regarded ape just rambling words. I’m crazy and a horrible man. So don’t believe or listen to anything I say.

Don’t trust me and do your own research and fact check, I did and fuck I’m jacked to the tits!!

TL;DR: Kenny is in big trouble for trying to scam the big big money (bigger money than Bezos, Gates and Musk combined

Machine no printing for him anymore so he’s been drained and his game uncovered. Apes need to be patient and keep BUYING AND HOLDING!!!

IMO is gonna play out until the end of June.

This is Melon out.

Special thanks to crazy RaB for guidance and a certain special group of apes. You know who you are!! All but love ❤️❤️

Edit 1: added some sources and more info

Edit 2: MIND FUCKING BLOWING!

Edit 3: when tits go to the air!!! The puzzle that was missing! We got them! Special thanks to https://libredd.it/user/jtothetriple he provided key pieces of the puzzle! Thank you magnificent ape!

Edit 4: added some facts and links as some apes suggested and some other apes corrected. That’s for the feedback apes!! Much love

the whole read is here: https://libredd.it/r/DDintoGME/comments/n0vlm...urce=share
























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