Dogs... This morning I went to sign my dogs up

Dogs...
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,

can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are.

They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

She also put their names on the Democrat voter registry.

Is this a great country or what!