Oh my god... I had no idea. The sky is falling not only in our country but the whole world... who will save us from the dreaded politics of the world. What will save the people of the world?
Out of the phone booth there is an unrecognizable super hero that somehow has Respert24 on his back and looks like a super hero dressed up in a NFL football jersey and uniform. First thing out of his mouth is... “Fear not my fellow investors” “Help has come our way.” He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone and says... “ “There will be no conspiracy’s in the rest of the world when desperate countries are beating down Cytodyn’s door...” As he spins around to the now rather large crowd of investors as he shows them the articles he has been researching on the Internet of his cell phone. He says... “Rest easy folks due diligence has paid off... but not everyone will want to be the first one to approve us but the one that does will start an avalanche of success never before witnessed by a small pharmaceutical company.” He then spins a couple of circles like a accomplished dancer and his uniform falls to the side walk... he begins chanting “Boogaday boogaday” and streaks across the street into a crowded stadium where he is pursued by security as he jumps the entry gates. Heading for the field of play as he out runs the security. He jumps onto the field and somehow has this pole with this banner unraveling as he streaks across the field and on this 6 foot long banner it reads... Ask your doctor about Leronlimab... on one side of the banner and on the other side it reads... International life saving drug of COVID-19.... The crowd goes wild as he nears the end of the field and not stopping and running right straight through the tunnel to the concession stands where they serve him on the house two filet mignonette and a nice bottle of wine for a undeniably great advertising job that was spectacular and unquestionably better then Regenerons commercials now being broadcast on cable TV about getting monoclonal antibodies early.
Knowing what he knows about Leronlimab and it’s future and living one of his fantasies about being the first famous NEVER captured NFL streaker that goes down in history as the only streaker that ever gets away with the famous moment. He makes one more pass through the field chanting “Conspiracies will not keep us down.” “Conspiracies will not keep us down.” and the crowd cheers until they recognize what he is chanting and join in with a special chant just for him... Chanting the world will know you Respert24... you are our hero for all the lives you helped to save! As he dashes out of the stadium never to be viewed in that form in that stadium ever again. The legend... the man... the one and only Respert24!
Hope this offends nobody... especially Respert24... who I am a big fan of and only want to immortalize you even more.
Out of the phone booth there is an unrecognizable super hero that somehow has Respert24 on his back and looks like a super hero dressed up in a NFL football jersey and uniform. First thing out of his mouth is... “Fear not my fellow investors” “Help has come our way.” He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone and says... “ “There will be no conspiracy’s in the rest of the world when desperate countries are beating down Cytodyn’s door...” As he spins around to the now rather large crowd of investors as he shows them the articles he has been researching on the Internet of his cell phone. He says... “Rest easy folks due diligence has paid off... but not everyone will want to be the first one to approve us but the one that does will start an avalanche of success never before witnessed by a small pharmaceutical company.” He then spins a couple of circles like a accomplished dancer and his uniform falls to the side walk... he begins chanting “Boogaday boogaday” and streaks across the street into a crowded stadium where he is pursued by security as he jumps the entry gates. Heading for the field of play as he out runs the security. He jumps onto the field and somehow has this pole with this banner unraveling as he streaks across the field and on this 6 foot long banner it reads... Ask your doctor about Leronlimab... on one side of the banner and on the other side it reads... International life saving drug of COVID-19.... The crowd goes wild as he nears the end of the field and not stopping and running right straight through the tunnel to the concession stands where they serve him on the house two filet mignonette and a nice bottle of wine for a undeniably great advertising job that was spectacular and unquestionably better then Regenerons commercials now being broadcast on cable TV about getting monoclonal antibodies early.
Knowing what he knows about Leronlimab and it’s future and living one of his fantasies about being the first famous NEVER captured NFL streaker that goes down in history as the only streaker that ever gets away with the famous moment. He makes one more pass through the field chanting “Conspiracies will not keep us down.” “Conspiracies will not keep us down.” and the crowd cheers until they recognize what he is chanting and join in with a special chant just for him... Chanting the world will know you Respert24... you are our hero for all the lives you helped to save! As he dashes out of the stadium never to be viewed in that form in that stadium ever again. The legend... the man... the one and only Respert24!
Hope this offends nobody... especially Respert24... who I am a big fan of and only want to immortalize you even more.
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