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redspeed: Is There No One Else?

Matzaball: I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner.

Janice: Are you suggesting, paper, rock, scissors?

Janice: I'm 100% fake Italian sausage

Janice:Well 373bs sausage and 10% imported grease, but we only settle it one way...

Matzaball: 50 pound Sausage eating contest?

Janice: No!

Matzaball: 50 pound Meatballs?

Janice: No!

Matzaball: 50 pound Tomato Sause?

Janice: No!

Matzaball: Deep Dish?

Janice: No, I can't take it. I am a fat old broad! Too many calories!!!

red: See, it's fun to make shit up. Probably hurts the fat old fake Italian broad as well

Matzaball: Well what? Pizza you fat ass loser bitch???


red: Dam! That was unscripted and came out of left field!

Janice: Your best poster against my best!

Matzaball: And if my man/lady wins?

Janice: We will lie some more and eat more donuts...

Matzaball: My guy says that is what he expected you to do

Matzaball: I think you fooked with the wrong guy!

Matzaball: If anyone still says... 'Just saying'

Matzaball: I'm just saying, you might have fooked with the wrong guy

Janice: HurbertWrath!

Janice: Hello?

Janice: Oh, Sixth Sorbet!!!

Janice: Hello?

Janice: LordsofHurbert!!!

Janice: SixthPest!

Janice: Lord help me nodummy!

nodummy: Are you trying to summon LordofWrath I, V or X?

nodummy: Which one, he has 3 fooking IDs among our army. We don't know if the fake email addresses he signed up with is even valid!

Janice: You fooking dummy get out of my fooking way! I am in a state of panic and janick at the disco. They are onto us you fooking dummy and you are too dumb to figure it out

Janice: SixthHerbs!

Janice: SpicyChicken!

Janice: The LordsWings!

Janice: SixthWing-a-ding-a-ding-dong...

Janice: I like liver, I like pigeons...

Janice: please come forward HerbertWest of Chickens!

Janice: Dam, what is his fooking ID this week?

Janice: So many names he goes by. Our rules ...

Janice: 'are going to sink our ship one day'

Janice: Whatever, Hey Jackass, step up and fight!!!

Matzaball: I get it, an old Italian bearded broad gets confused by one of your own that reanimates so many IDs on iLie

Matzaball: I think that is somewhere in your 1000 lines of code, I mean rules, eh?

Matzaball: You know, your board with the crack staff of nodummy, but get this...

Dummy Assistants: janice shell, Renee, surfkast, 1manband, samsamsamiam, TenKay

AHAHAHAHA

Janice is second bananananana rama to

nodummy

HAHAHAHAH

I mean...

AHAHAAHAH

You bow down to a dummy Janice?

JS, did you ever listen to yourself?

Come on, did you ever here it...





You sound like you are getting an enema in the interview

To set the record strait Janice...

Were you aware you not, you were getting a ClayEnema?

This is fun huh?

It's PG13 right?

You don't know the half of of much fun Clay has giving Enema yet...

Is the stock going up?

Or the stock going down?

I can't really say...

With a #1 or a #2...

but I really have to go...

Bang, Bang, Bang

Wait to we get to that as that...

That is the lynch pin that brings it all down

You didn't know that did you...

Thought it would be a BWer, eh?

Nope, it will all be taken down by something they fooked up on...

Hang on for that post...

Back to the task at hand

You see how this works?

Now you now the clucking order

You know, nodummy is the master of multiple IDs

Why would you be a 'dummy' for breaking your own board rules

That would leave you in a litigation quagmire

noun

a soft boggy area of land that gives way underfoot.

[cheers from Janice diaper army. nodummy comes out from the centre of the army]

matzaball: redspeed!

[silence]

Janice: nodummy has this effect on many heroes.

matzaball: Be careful who you insult, old dried up, Bitch!!!

Tennisboy: My king, redspeed is not with the army

matzaball: Where is he?

Tennisboy: I sent Trashboy to look for him

Janice: The Gods only protect the strong

matzaball: redspeeeeeed!

matzaball: Be careful who you insult dear janice

redspeed: Imagine a King that fights their own battles...

redspeed: Wouldn't that be a sight?

Of all the warlords, we hate him the most

We need him, my King



Who are you soldier?

redspeed

redspeed, I'll remember the name...



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