redspeed: Is There No One Else? Matzaba
Post# of 106
Matzaball: I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner.
Janice: Are you suggesting, paper, rock, scissors?
Janice: I'm 100% fake Italian sausage
Janice:Well 373bs sausage and 10% imported grease, but we only settle it one way...
Matzaball: 50 pound Sausage eating contest?
Janice: No!
Matzaball: 50 pound Meatballs?
Janice: No!
Matzaball: 50 pound Tomato Sause?
Janice: No!
Matzaball: Deep Dish?
Janice: No, I can't take it. I am a fat old broad! Too many calories!!!
red: See, it's fun to make shit up. Probably hurts the fat old fake Italian broad as well
Matzaball: Well what? Pizza you fat ass loser bitch???
red: Dam! That was unscripted and came out of left field!
Janice: Your best poster against my best!
Matzaball: And if my man/lady wins?
Janice: We will lie some more and eat more donuts...
Matzaball: My guy says that is what he expected you to do
Matzaball: I think you fooked with the wrong guy!
Matzaball: If anyone still says... 'Just saying'
Matzaball: I'm just saying, you might have fooked with the wrong guy
Janice: HurbertWrath!
Janice: Hello?
Janice: Oh, Sixth Sorbet!!!
Janice: Hello?
Janice: LordsofHurbert!!!
Janice: SixthPest!
Janice: Lord help me nodummy!
nodummy: Are you trying to summon LordofWrath I, V or X?
nodummy: Which one, he has 3 fooking IDs among our army. We don't know if the fake email addresses he signed up with is even valid!
Janice: You fooking dummy get out of my fooking way! I am in a state of panic and janick at the disco. They are onto us you fooking dummy and you are too dumb to figure it out
Janice: SixthHerbs!
Janice: SpicyChicken!
Janice: The LordsWings!
Janice: SixthWing-a-ding-a-ding-dong...
Janice: I like liver, I like pigeons...
Janice: please come forward HerbertWest of Chickens!
Janice: Dam, what is his fooking ID this week?
Janice: So many names he goes by. Our rules ...
Janice: 'are going to sink our ship one day'
Janice: Whatever, Hey Jackass, step up and fight!!!
Matzaball: I get it, an old Italian bearded broad gets confused by one of your own that reanimates so many IDs on iLie
Matzaball: I think that is somewhere in your 1000 lines of code, I mean rules, eh?
Matzaball: You know, your board with the crack staff of nodummy, but get this...
Dummy Assistants: janice shell, Renee, surfkast, 1manband, samsamsamiam, TenKay
AHAHAHAHA
Janice is second bananananana rama to
nodummy
HAHAHAHAH
I mean...
AHAHAAHAH
You bow down to a dummy Janice?
JS, did you ever listen to yourself?
Come on, did you ever here it...
You sound like you are getting an enema in the interview
To set the record strait Janice...
Were you aware you not, you were getting a ClayEnema?
This is fun huh?
It's PG13 right?
You don't know the half of of much fun Clay has giving Enema yet...
Is the stock going up?
Or the stock going down?
I can't really say...
With a #1 or a #2...
but I really have to go...
Bang, Bang, Bang
Wait to we get to that as that...
That is the lynch pin that brings it all down
You didn't know that did you...
Thought it would be a BWer, eh?
Nope, it will all be taken down by something they fooked up on...
Hang on for that post...
Back to the task at hand
You see how this works?
Now you now the clucking order
You know, nodummy is the master of multiple IDs
Why would you be a 'dummy' for breaking your own board rules
That would leave you in a litigation quagmire
noun
a soft boggy area of land that gives way underfoot.
[cheers from Janice diaper army. nodummy comes out from the centre of the army]
matzaball: redspeed!
[silence]
Janice: nodummy has this effect on many heroes.
matzaball: Be careful who you insult, old dried up, Bitch!!!
Tennisboy: My king, redspeed is not with the army
matzaball: Where is he?
Tennisboy: I sent Trashboy to look for him
Janice: The Gods only protect the strong
matzaball: redspeeeeeed!
matzaball: Be careful who you insult dear janice
redspeed: Imagine a King that fights their own battles...
redspeed: Wouldn't that be a sight?
Of all the warlords, we hate him the most
We need him, my King
Who are you soldier?
redspeed
redspeed, I'll remember the name...