COVID and Doctors opinion * Allergists were in
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Posted On: 04/22/2021 9:08:47 AM
COVID and Doctors opinion
* Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
* but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
* Gastroenteritis had a sort of a gut feeling about it,
* but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
* Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,
* while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
* Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
* while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
* Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
* while Radiologists could see right through it.
* Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
* and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
* Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
* Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
* but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
* Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas,
* and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
* In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.
* Allergists were in favor of scratching it,
* but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
* Gastroenteritis had a sort of a gut feeling about it,
* but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
* Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,
* while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
* Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
* while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
* Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
* while Radiologists could see right through it.
* Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
* and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
* Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
* Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
* but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
* Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas,
* and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
* In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.
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