The Proper Way to Call a Golfer a Bastard ... A
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The Proper Way to Call a Golfer a Bastard ...
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first
hole when a second golfer approached and asked if
he could join him. The first said that he usually
played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first two holes. The
second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how
about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for
betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes
with ease. As they were walking off number
eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his
$80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at
the neighboring course and liked to pick on
suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish
Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to
return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I
was foolish to bet with you. You keep your
winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make
it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on
Sunday and make a donation of $80. And, if you
want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll
marry them."
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first
hole when a second golfer approached and asked if
he could join him. The first said that he usually
played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first two holes. The
second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how
about playing for five bucks a hole?"
The first guy said that he wasn't much for
betting, but agreed to the terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes
with ease. As they were walking off number
eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his
$80.00. He then confessed that he was the pro at
the neighboring course and liked to pick on
suckers.
The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish
Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to
return the money.
The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I
was foolish to bet with you. You keep your
winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make
it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on
Sunday and make a donation of $80. And, if you
want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll
marry them."
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