OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RESPERT INSTITUTE OF GUT
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RESPERT INSTITUTE OF GUT LEARNING
Today it has come to our attention that a freshman student named Ken Chowder has attempted to apply first year RIGL concepts to a proposed bet on this message board. Said bet apparently sets out to see who can more correctly predict the amount of revenue generated out of the Philippines over the next 3 months. Our gut tells us that Mr. Chowder is correct in his assessment about both reasons for this bet and its "prize".
To feed our guts the information needed to analyze the situation we first ingested two steaks. Being early in the day we didn't pair this with red wine but instead added two locally sourced eggs done over medium. While the institute tends to hold a negative stance on steak sauces when eating filet mignon, it's important to note that with the addition of eggs one can make the argument that a little A1 in this situation tends to mix quite well with the runny yolks.
Then, because the steaks were small and we didn't want to leave their two buddies stuck in the fridge for another 12-24hrs, we made two more steaks and two more eggs.
At this point we were very full and becoming sleepy. With that in mind we decided to take the day off and start drinking wine. Because, hey, no work right? Lacking any additional steaks to pair with the wine we were left with a decision. Do we head out to the store for two more steaks, necessitating putting on pants? Or do we settle for chocolate left over from our kid's Easter basket?
We decided that the wine couldn't wait and the chocolate was fine. With that settled we, well, settled in to confirm our gut and the merits of Mr. Chowder's claims.
Upon a deep dive* of their post histories we see CDiddy appears to be pro-Pro 140 while RP seems to be anti-Pro 140.
*cursory glance
It was at this moment we developed quite a substantial case of "Bubble Gut", confirming both our and Mr. Chowder's gut that RP has ulterior motives for this bet.
We would also like to commend Mr. Chowder on his very early adoption of our learning system. It is unusual for students to be this advanced before their junior year.
Additionally, in our assessment of the situation we have also developed quite a fascination with CYDY stock and have initiated a position. We believe that based on available information there will be significant revenue by July, perhaps totaling in the tens of millions before Tuba Day celebrations begin on May 6th. This will come primarily from the Philippines but could arise from Brazil or Canada as well. Share price should rise above $10, allowing for many of us to upgrade our tubas just in time for our annual Tuba Day shindigs. Personally I'm shooting for a B&S 3198 5/4 CC Tuba 3198-S, which clocks in right about $15,000. Here's a list of the top 10 most expensive tubas for your collections.
https://ventured.com/most-expensive-tubas-in-the-world/
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