A man was riding on the bus and reading and articl
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The fellow turns to him and says "Have you tried using mouthwash?"
My doctor just told me I have hypochondria.
I thought, "Shit, not that too !"
My wife just got collagen injections in her butt.
Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She has a false bottom in her drawers.
My doctor told me to keep track of my bowel movements.
I asked, "How?" He said to keep a log.
What would you do if you woke up without bowels?
Don't know about you, but I'd be scared shitless.
Just had a massive bowel movement.
It was both rewarding and unfull feeling.
Just bought the best telescope a person can get.
The price was astronomical.