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The Devil has announced that his fiddle contest
will no longer be held in Georgia.
A little girl walks into a pet shop.
She walks up to the counter and says, "Excuse me, may I buy a wabbit, pwease?"
The shopkeeper thinks this is just the cutest thing ever. "Sure," he says sweetly. "Do you want a white wabbit or a bwown wabbit?"
The little girl says, "I don't think my pyfon gives a shit."