Gun Shop Asks For ID In Clear Case Of 2nd Amendmen
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Gun Shop Asks For ID In Clear Case Of 2nd Amendment Suppression
March 27th, 2021
MACON, GA—In a clear case of targeted 2nd Amendment suppression, the clerk behind the counter at Yippee Kay Yay Firearms has asked a gun purchaser to show his identification.
"You don't need to see my identification," said store patron Willard VonCarlton, who was trying to purchase a shotgun and a revolver. "I'm an American! It's my God-given right to own a firearm!"
The clerk was unmoved. "Yeah I get all that, I just need to verify you are the same guy written on this paperwork," he said.
"RACISM!" said VonCarlton. "You assumed I have an ID just from looking at me? Stereotype much? How are you even sure I know how to get an ID?"
"I'll tell you what this is-- SUPPRESSION!" he continued. You don't want me to be able to defend myself! My 2nd Amendment will not be infringed! This is a HATE CRIME!"
According to witnesses, the clerk sighed and said: "Please, just show me your driver's license, sir."
"Ok fine."
https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-shop-asks-for...uppression
March 27th, 2021
MACON, GA—In a clear case of targeted 2nd Amendment suppression, the clerk behind the counter at Yippee Kay Yay Firearms has asked a gun purchaser to show his identification.
"You don't need to see my identification," said store patron Willard VonCarlton, who was trying to purchase a shotgun and a revolver. "I'm an American! It's my God-given right to own a firearm!"
The clerk was unmoved. "Yeah I get all that, I just need to verify you are the same guy written on this paperwork," he said.
"RACISM!" said VonCarlton. "You assumed I have an ID just from looking at me? Stereotype much? How are you even sure I know how to get an ID?"
"I'll tell you what this is-- SUPPRESSION!" he continued. You don't want me to be able to defend myself! My 2nd Amendment will not be infringed! This is a HATE CRIME!"
According to witnesses, the clerk sighed and said: "Please, just show me your driver's license, sir."
"Ok fine."
https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-shop-asks-for...uppression
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