New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in Apr
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Posted On: 03/06/2021 12:46:38 PM
New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny
By Andy Borowitz
March 6, 2021
Former President Donald Trump standing at a microphone while someone in an Easter bunny costume stands behind him so...
Photograph by Carlos Barria / Reuters
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a bold new prediction, QAnon followers declared that Donald J. Trump would return on April 4th as the Easter Bunny.
According to the theory, which has been spreading like wildfire on the Internet, on Easter Sunday, Trump will hop over the White House fence and begin hiding brightly colored eggs on the South Lawn.
At the Capitol, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene confirmed that Trump’s reappearance as the Easter Bunny was “a real thing.”
“Donald Trump is the Easter Bunny,” she said. “Joe Biden is not the Easter Bunny .”
When asked what would happen if Trump did not return on Easter as scheduled, Greene revealed that QAnon followers would shift their focus to Arbor Day, when many believe that Trump will return as a Norway spruce.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...Y_Borowitz
By Andy Borowitz
March 6, 2021
Former President Donald Trump standing at a microphone while someone in an Easter bunny costume stands behind him so...
Photograph by Carlos Barria / Reuters
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a bold new prediction, QAnon followers declared that Donald J. Trump would return on April 4th as the Easter Bunny.
According to the theory, which has been spreading like wildfire on the Internet, on Easter Sunday, Trump will hop over the White House fence and begin hiding brightly colored eggs on the South Lawn.
At the Capitol, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene confirmed that Trump’s reappearance as the Easter Bunny was “a real thing.”
“Donald Trump is the Easter Bunny,” she said. “Joe Biden is not the Easter Bunny .”
When asked what would happen if Trump did not return on Easter as scheduled, Greene revealed that QAnon followers would shift their focus to Arbor Day, when many believe that Trump will return as a Norway spruce.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-repo...Y_Borowitz
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