BROKEN NEWS FLASH: "Mars was planning on givin
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Posted On: 03/05/2021 9:24:51 PM
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BROKEN NEWS FLASH:
"Mars was planning on giving an EUA to CytoDyn, following spectacular Phase 3 results for their Covid treatment, Leronlimab, but that plan was stopped dead in its tracks after the Perseverance Rover vehicle sent a warning to the Martian government that they face US economic sanctions if they attempt to sidestep the author-a-tie of the FDA."
Martian President Gleeb Fnurk assured the US that his planet would not consider such a move.
"Our economic stability relies entirely on customers in the US to continue buying our products as they have been for the past century. With no other viable resources available to us, we are in no position to go rogue here," Fnurk said.
Mars, makers of Milky Way and M&Ms candies, among other bags of health-compromising wads of processed sugar and the deadly high fructose corn syrup, is the only currently active business on the red (matching their ledger sheet) planet.
"Mars was planning on giving an EUA to CytoDyn, following spectacular Phase 3 results for their Covid treatment, Leronlimab, but that plan was stopped dead in its tracks after the Perseverance Rover vehicle sent a warning to the Martian government that they face US economic sanctions if they attempt to sidestep the author-a-tie of the FDA."
Martian President Gleeb Fnurk assured the US that his planet would not consider such a move.
"Our economic stability relies entirely on customers in the US to continue buying our products as they have been for the past century. With no other viable resources available to us, we are in no position to go rogue here," Fnurk said.
Mars, makers of Milky Way and M&Ms candies, among other bags of health-compromising wads of processed sugar and the deadly high fructose corn syrup, is the only currently active business on the red (matching their ledger sheet) planet.
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