I'm concerned about this new position posted at Cy
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Posted On: 03/01/2021 4:59:03 PM
I'm concerned about this new position posted at CytoDyn:
Assistant to the Chief Scam Officer (CSO)
Detail-oriented hogwash specialist wanted for coordinating fly-by-night operation, and assisting CSO in running cover for the Board Of Directors.
Duties Include:
- Removing whatever legal roadblocks keeping us from selling restricted shares and gettin' dat sweet sweet cash money.
- Fielding phone calls from rural "doctors" and pretending to care about their fat-ass mothers who got some kind of pudding on the brain.
(fluency in Authentic Frontier Gibberish a plus)
- Getting rid of that guy who takes pictures of our building from the parking lot.
- Booking last-minute tickets to Bermuda and/or Costa Rica.
- Proficiency in Excel
- Base salary will be paid in Bitcoin and warrants.
Assistant to the Chief Scam Officer (CSO)
Detail-oriented hogwash specialist wanted for coordinating fly-by-night operation, and assisting CSO in running cover for the Board Of Directors.
Duties Include:
- Removing whatever legal roadblocks keeping us from selling restricted shares and gettin' dat sweet sweet cash money.
- Fielding phone calls from rural "doctors" and pretending to care about their fat-ass mothers who got some kind of pudding on the brain.
(fluency in Authentic Frontier Gibberish a plus)
- Getting rid of that guy who takes pictures of our building from the parking lot.
- Booking last-minute tickets to Bermuda and/or Costa Rica.
- Proficiency in Excel
- Base salary will be paid in Bitcoin and warrants.
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(1)CytoDyn Inc (CYDY) Stock Research Links
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