Now, now Bhawks, You need to settle down. I fear t

Now, now Bhawks, You need to settle down. I fear that you're on the verge of giving yourself a stroke. I suggest that you pour yourself a shot of Geritol, make sure its a double, and then sit back and pop one of old Doc Shademeister's red pills. That should settle you to the point that you can get to the kitchen and fix yourself some lunch. Hmmm, what I think would really hit the spot is a can of Pork & Bullets. About 30 minutes after eating your lunch, you could then get into a tub of warm water and give yourself a really relaxing and soothing bubble bath. That would completely change your attitude and I bet everyone here would soon be saying that you are the cheeriest poster here. LOLOLOL