Thanks for the Invite to Post. Gotta keep moving toward our goals while waiting. I aspire to win a Respy, in the category of Best Amateur Performance in Modified Short Form of Future Historical Fiction. (Respert owns the Long Form, and I predict ERabbit would dominate in UltraShort Form, pithing opponents in 7 words or less).
Need to straighten out my drive on the practice range:
"Grandpa, Do you have a Leronlimab Fund?"
Of course I do, sweetie.
"Why do they call it that?"
Well, they used to call it a rainy day fund, but then an executive order was passed which banned the existence of leaky roofs. At about the same time, many people realized they were spending their emergency money to buy leronlimab and cure themselves of one of many dreaded diseases.
"You mean like diseases on the Ohm list? We had to learn that in 4th grade Science class."
Exactly. So the Leronlimab Fund name stuck.
"OK. Grandpa, why does one of your flying cars have a Big Pharma Sucks sticker on it?"
Well, go get us each a big slice of pie, and I'll tell you when you get back. Don't let Grandma see you.
Need to straighten out my drive on the practice range:
"Grandpa, Do you have a Leronlimab Fund?"
Of course I do, sweetie.
"Why do they call it that?"
Well, they used to call it a rainy day fund, but then an executive order was passed which banned the existence of leaky roofs. At about the same time, many people realized they were spending their emergency money to buy leronlimab and cure themselves of one of many dreaded diseases.
"You mean like diseases on the Ohm list? We had to learn that in 4th grade Science class."
Exactly. So the Leronlimab Fund name stuck.
"OK. Grandpa, why does one of your flying cars have a Big Pharma Sucks sticker on it?"
Well, go get us each a big slice of pie, and I'll tell you when you get back. Don't let Grandma see you.
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