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Yeah, things’re still pretty nutty, but my heart is warm and toasty, watching the GOP bitch and moan while Dems calmly sidestep their trash-faith stalling tactics on the coronavirus stimulus bill.

Joe Biden’s the one with the bully pulpit now, campers, and while I can scarcely believe y’all are so lost in your own bullshit that you can’t see how effortlessly he’s winning this argument, good luck explaining to your constituents why you’re opposed to helping them now after failing them so catastrophically these last four years.

So the big Republican bet this week was pro-QAnon, but anti-pandemic aid. This seems like as good a time as any to resurrect the ol’ VOTE IN THE GODDAMN MIDTERMS catchphrase, because heaven help us if this careening death cult ever seizes power again.

I would like to sum everything up with a nice, incisive concluding paragraph, but Lou Dobbs just got shitcanned by Fux, and I am laughing much too hard to think now. Stay safe out there, Resisters…vaccination is closer than ever!

Anyway, we’re at this really fun, really healthy-for-democracy place where the defendant in the upcoming impeachment trial 100% did everything he’s accused of, on camera in most instances, and even though he looks like he won’t be able to mount a middle-school-production-of-12-Angry-Men-worthy legal defense, Senate Republicans will let him off the hook anyway, on account of how they’re all in a fascist death cult together. So that’s not great.

Another really interesting thing conservatives are up to lately is mocking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for publicly discussing the trauma of having a white supremacist hate mob sicced on you by your colleagues.

Interesting in a “well, that’s…sociopathic…and very nearly inhuman” kind of way. And while I appreciate all this fresh insight into How Hitler Happened, it would also be really cool if Republicans would, y’know, cut this shit out before further blood is spilled.

Participants in the Stoopid Coo continue workin’ their way through the legal system, like so many undigested circus peanuts sliding down a colon.

I’m always happy to see more Proud Boys behind bars, because I dunno, I’ve just always felt most things’re nicer without Brownshirts around.

If I had to pick, I’d say my favorite January 6th terrorist (collect the trading cards, twelve to a pack with a free stick of bubblegum) would have to be Jenny Cudd, who is not only what would happen if you asked a Zoltar machine to make an entire human being with no personality traits beyond white privilege, but is also somehow actually named JENNY CUDD.

Jenny Cudd joined a terrorist mob that injured 140 law enforcement officers and murdered one, and still had the unmitigated gall (I have yet to witness the mitigated kind, I confess) to ask the judge to let her go on a vacation to Mexico, but not without first making sure everyone knows she regrets nothing, and would totally attempt to overthrow the American government again, given half a chance.

Those rascally access journalists over at Axios got the skinny on one of the whackjob circle jerks that went down during the bunker phase of the fall of the Turd Reich, and ZOUNDS it’s chilling, reading about blathering nutcases like Sidney Powell and Mike Flynn, salivating at the prospect of seizing the powers of the federal government to end American democracy once and for all, knowing the Cornered-Rat-in-Chief would’ve happily given them everything they wanted, if he only could’ve gotten away with it.

(Hey, open letter to anybody who told Donald Trump “no” during the transition: I’d really like to buy you a beer some day.)

After four years of unchecked impunity, it sure is something to watch the propaganda-belching wingnut media recoil like vampires from the burning light of multi-billion dollar lawsuits brought by defamed voting machine companies.

The good folks at Smartmatic, apparently displeased at having been made the target of Cult45’s harassment and death threats despite providing election technology to just ONE county in 2020, have all the biggest of the Big Liars in their sights: Powell, Giuliani, Dobbs (more on him in a moment, tee hee), Bartiromo, Pirro, and the whole dang Fux Nooz KKKorporation. Thoughts n’ prayers, assholes.

And the drooling fuckwits over at Newsmax don’t know whether to shit or go blind; on the brink of getting sued out of existence, they found themselves in the awkward position of having their hosts shout down seditious cushion peddler Mike Lindell as he used their airwaves to helpfully pad Dominion’s case against them, because apparently nobody in that office had the basic common sense to just…not book Mike Lindell on TV.

Lindell has a new “movie” out, by the way, and I’m told Louise Linton’s role was tragically left on the cutting room floor, probably to make room for the hilarious THIS IS ALL TRASH PLEASE DON’T SUE US ANY HARDER JUST LET ME KEEP THE AUTOGRAPHED BON JOVI POSTER MY DAD GOT ME FOR MY NINTH BIRTHDAY IT HAS SENTIMENTAL VALUE disclaimer OAN tacked on

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