It feels very tense in here. The number of posts have dwindled and what does get posted often devolves into bickering about dumb shit.
I get it.
I'm anxious and worried and hopeful and a hundred other things all at once, too.
All the time.
I can't sleep well and I'm sure many of you are in the same boat. We need a collective reset.
So let's all take a breath.
(inhales and exhales deeply)
Aaaaaahhhhh, that's the stuff.
That felt good.
Now, let's get you out of those pants.
Wait, what?!
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO SEE ME NAKED!
Whatever.
Pants or no pants, I think we can all agree that we're long overdue for a payoff. I've only been in since early 2019 and I'm now fairly certain the term "edging" was developed because of CYDY shareholders thinking they were always a week away from a big catalyst that kept pushing out another week.
The theory with edging though, is that when the payoff finally happens it's a more intense payoff. At least according to the popular weblogs I read.
So what can you, the average Investors Hangout member, do to calm your nerves while you await the results of CD12 and your big payoff?
Why, how about any one of the tried and true methods for kicking habits!
Chew Some Gum
Chewing gum is a great way to freshen your breath and trick cops into thinking you haven't been drinking and driving. But have you considered chewing gum to get your mind off of an EUA? Don't think about approvals, think about the twins from that Doublemint gum commercial years ago. Mmmmm, on second thought maybe untuck your shirt first and then think about those twins. Definitely don't set your browser to private and google the Doublemint twins.
Chew Sunflower Seeds
Whoever thought of how to best kick habits sure did have a mouth fixation, huh? Yet another chewing option. This one's benign though. You just use your tongue, often in a counterclockwise swirl, to position the seed in your mouth so you can release that sweet, sweet nut. If you've never eaten sunflower seeds before I would definitely not recommend setting your browser to private and googling "how to release that sweet, sweet nut".
Collecting Stamps
May as well just punch yourself in your own junk for this choice.
Nicorette Gum
That may only be for smoking. I don't know, I'm not a physicist.
Massage
Known to either feel amazing or feel too amazing, the massage can actually be just as much of a stress inducer as it can be a stress reducer. One time I went to a small Chinese massage joint in Florida and within the first 5 minutes the woman got so close to where the Chinese like to check for Covid that I was completely stunned. Was she trying to signal to me that anything was game? Was I tense there and she was just reacting to my body? It was hard to tell in the moment. I felt like it was 50/50 whether or not I'd be given the ol' disappearing thumb trick.
Alas, nothing weird happened.
Sometimes our brains desperately try to find meaning in things because that's how we're programmed. Earlier today I read the phrase "weird scene" as "weird science" and not just because of the shower scene with Kelly LeBrock. I think it was because I'm constantly reading and thinking about the science behind Leronlimab.
That science is what will get us over the edge, to bring back a term from an hour ago in this post. We may be a week away or we might be only one sleep away. It's that close. I can only speak for myself when I say that things are nonstop turgid around the Respert24 compound in anticipation of these results.
They'll be good.
Just breathe.
Taking off pants should be considered optional.
I get it.
I'm anxious and worried and hopeful and a hundred other things all at once, too.
All the time.
I can't sleep well and I'm sure many of you are in the same boat. We need a collective reset.
So let's all take a breath.
(inhales and exhales deeply)
Aaaaaahhhhh, that's the stuff.
That felt good.
Now, let's get you out of those pants.
Wait, what?!
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO SEE ME NAKED!
Whatever.
Pants or no pants, I think we can all agree that we're long overdue for a payoff. I've only been in since early 2019 and I'm now fairly certain the term "edging" was developed because of CYDY shareholders thinking they were always a week away from a big catalyst that kept pushing out another week.
The theory with edging though, is that when the payoff finally happens it's a more intense payoff. At least according to the popular weblogs I read.
So what can you, the average Investors Hangout member, do to calm your nerves while you await the results of CD12 and your big payoff?
Why, how about any one of the tried and true methods for kicking habits!
Chew Some Gum
Chewing gum is a great way to freshen your breath and trick cops into thinking you haven't been drinking and driving. But have you considered chewing gum to get your mind off of an EUA? Don't think about approvals, think about the twins from that Doublemint gum commercial years ago. Mmmmm, on second thought maybe untuck your shirt first and then think about those twins. Definitely don't set your browser to private and google the Doublemint twins.
Chew Sunflower Seeds
Whoever thought of how to best kick habits sure did have a mouth fixation, huh? Yet another chewing option. This one's benign though. You just use your tongue, often in a counterclockwise swirl, to position the seed in your mouth so you can release that sweet, sweet nut. If you've never eaten sunflower seeds before I would definitely not recommend setting your browser to private and googling "how to release that sweet, sweet nut".
Collecting Stamps
May as well just punch yourself in your own junk for this choice.
Nicorette Gum
That may only be for smoking. I don't know, I'm not a physicist.
Massage
Known to either feel amazing or feel too amazing, the massage can actually be just as much of a stress inducer as it can be a stress reducer. One time I went to a small Chinese massage joint in Florida and within the first 5 minutes the woman got so close to where the Chinese like to check for Covid that I was completely stunned. Was she trying to signal to me that anything was game? Was I tense there and she was just reacting to my body? It was hard to tell in the moment. I felt like it was 50/50 whether or not I'd be given the ol' disappearing thumb trick.
Alas, nothing weird happened.
Sometimes our brains desperately try to find meaning in things because that's how we're programmed. Earlier today I read the phrase "weird scene" as "weird science" and not just because of the shower scene with Kelly LeBrock. I think it was because I'm constantly reading and thinking about the science behind Leronlimab.
That science is what will get us over the edge, to bring back a term from an hour ago in this post. We may be a week away or we might be only one sleep away. It's that close. I can only speak for myself when I say that things are nonstop turgid around the Respert24 compound in anticipation of these results.
They'll be good.
Just breathe.
Taking off pants should be considered optional.
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