Every time I go to the public bathroom it's a crap
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Posted On: 02/02/2021 3:35:42 PM
Every time I go to the public bathroom it's a crapshoot.
It takes money to make money.
And as it turns out, it also takes money to lose money.
Wall Street is obscene
It's full traders with naked shorts.
12 athletes have been suspended in the build-up to the Paralympics
after testing positive for WD-40. The rest squeaked by.
Whenever people ask me how my sex life is going,
I tell them I'm holding my own.
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?
He was too far out man.
After calling 5 different home security companies...
I've decided it's cheaper to get robbed.
I remember one day I was at my Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, “Instead of asking me what sex is, why don’t you go out behind the barn to the horse pasture. You'll see what sex is”
So I did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
It takes money to make money.
And as it turns out, it also takes money to lose money.
Wall Street is obscene
It's full traders with naked shorts.
12 athletes have been suspended in the build-up to the Paralympics
after testing positive for WD-40. The rest squeaked by.
Whenever people ask me how my sex life is going,
I tell them I'm holding my own.
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?
He was too far out man.
After calling 5 different home security companies...
I've decided it's cheaper to get robbed.
I remember one day I was at my Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, “Instead of asking me what sex is, why don’t you go out behind the barn to the horse pasture. You'll see what sex is”
So I did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.
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