GOLF ON CHRISTMAS MORNING
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and
play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority,
figure out a way, and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it. It was easy getting
out to the car and getting away!"
The Number Two guy says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.
She was up to her eyeballs in brochures. She never heard me getting away"
Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual. Before she knew it, I was gone!""
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for
this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe,
Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said
'Take a sweater’."
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked
how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and
play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority,
figure out a way, and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it. It was easy getting
out to the car and getting away!"
The Number Two guy says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.
She was up to her eyeballs in brochures. She never heard me getting away"
Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual. Before she knew it, I was gone!""
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for
this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe,
Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said
'Take a sweater’."
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