Well I was going to start the cult with a Goat sac

Well I was going to start the cult with a Goat sacrifice, but then Buccaneers fans would not be happy. So I thought maybe I would do this vegan style and sent my first member out to get some US POT, but unfortunately he was dyslexic and was pummeled by an army of secret service folks.

With things not going so well I finally settled on inviting the FDA over to reminisce about all the memories we've never had until it was time to drink a warm glass of remdesivir together.

Weirdest part was walking into the restroom, and one of the guys was watching a video on his phone while relieving himself at the urinal. Personally there are some places I choose to go without looking at my phone every moment. Although this was somewhat impressive because not everyone can stream two things at once.

Near the end of the meeting, the only thing we couldn't decide on was a catchy phrase.
Don't touch Mahboob.
Great Scott!
Let's Maul Holland!

were a few of the suggestions.

We all agreed the religious cult angle should "drive" future meetings so it was finally decided that
"Altar Nader" would be the official slogan and trademark of our group.