If you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and let the cl
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Posted On: 12/12/2020 6:07:24 AM
If you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and let the clock strike midnight,
it's the same shit different day.
Whenever I go jogging I always meet new people.
Yesterday I met the nicest paramedics.
Doctor: Relax David, it's just a minor surgery. Don't panic
Patient: But doc, my name's not David
Doctor: I know. I'm David
What's smaller than a teenie weenie flea?
A flea's teenie weenie.
Difference between a wolf and a flea:
A wolf howls on the prairie.
A flea prowls on the hairy.
I took my dog to the vet for fleas.
They wouldn't give him any.
How do fleas travel?
They itch hike.
Our local pet shop is having an unwashed dog sale.
Buy one, get one flea.
______________________
Two boys are arguing when the teacher enters the classroom. The teacher says, “What are you two arguing about?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.”
“You two should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys looked at each other and handed the ten dollars to the teacher.
it's the same shit different day.
Whenever I go jogging I always meet new people.
Yesterday I met the nicest paramedics.
Doctor: Relax David, it's just a minor surgery. Don't panic
Patient: But doc, my name's not David
Doctor: I know. I'm David
What's smaller than a teenie weenie flea?
A flea's teenie weenie.
Difference between a wolf and a flea:
A wolf howls on the prairie.
A flea prowls on the hairy.
I took my dog to the vet for fleas.
They wouldn't give him any.
How do fleas travel?
They itch hike.
Our local pet shop is having an unwashed dog sale.
Buy one, get one flea.
______________________
Two boys are arguing when the teacher enters the classroom. The teacher says, “What are you two arguing about?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep it.”
“You two should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys looked at each other and handed the ten dollars to the teacher.
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