Man, oh man! All hell broke loose at the Left Pole last night and the Dimmycrat Party will probably never be the same again. The really crazy whacked out wing of the party got into a fight with the other really crazy whacked out wing of the party when one of them claimed to be more insane than the other. I hear the brawl lasted for hours and the fighting was so destructive that even thoughts of a Merry Nutburger Christmas have been cancelled. I managed to get a hold of a video of the carnage and I think you'll agree that a mess like this needs to be contained lest the insanity gets loose and infects us all.